I was in London today, shopping.

Walking from Trafalgar Square, towards Pall Mall there was this really tall women coming towards me and I’m thinking, “hmmmm, you look kind of familiar… oh… wait, you’re Jodie Kidd!” By this time she was right in front of me and we started doing the left, right, left shuffle trying to get past each. She stopped, put on an enormous smile and said, “sorry dear” and stepped past me.

“Quick!” I thought, best get my camera out or nobody is ever going to believe me. I switched it on as quick as I could, but by now she was half way down the street and I managed to get three very out of focus absolutely rubbish photos. If she wasn’t so distinctly tall, it could have been anybody.

I went to the start of the Gumball Rally 3000 (I think that’s where Jodie may have been going too) and did manage to get a few slightly better pictures of some almost D listers. Still, I don’t think I have a future in the paparazzi.